MY ATTACKERS CASING MY HOME IN ABOVE PICTURES
THUS IN THE INTERESTS OF COMING CLEAN : I ADMIT THAT I IN FACT DID MAKE MY HOME INVADING ATTACKERS LATE FOR THEIR NEXT BUSINESS APPOINTMENT !
At the time of the home invasion and attack I was under the delusion that I had good cause to make them late for their next business appointment.
While they were attempting to snap my fingers off my hands I struggled to keep possession of my fingers. (I assumed that if they successfully snapped my fingers off my hands that they would steal them too ! Along with the hardware they had stolen) = THIS TOOK TIME
While they were attempting to bend and twist my hands off my wrists I struggled to keep possession of my hands and preferred that they remained attached to my wrists and arms. = THIS TOOK TIME
When both my home invading attackers ganged up on me I resisted being maimed and perhaps killed forcing them to delay their next business appointment. = THIS TOOK TIME
AS THE STATE OF FLORIDA MAINTAINS THROUGH ITS THEFT PROSECUTOR : I AM TRULY GUILTY OF MAKING MY HOME INVADING ATTACKERS LATE FOR THEIR NEXT BUSINESS APPOINTMENT !
THUS :
MORE LAWYERLY FUN BELOW :
HOW THE STATE OF FLORIDA CONVERTS STEALING INTO “BORROWING”
After the invasion of my home the Florida State Theft Prosecutor informed me that my invading attackers were only “borrowing” the hardware I cought them “borrowing”.
THUS I ADMIT MY GUILT OF HAVING PRECONCEIVED FAULTY NOTIONS THAT A HOME INVASION AND BORROWING WAS A HOME INVASION AND THEFT. I THUS MISTAKENLY RESPONDED IN A DEFENSIVE MANNER INSTEAD OF HELPING THEM “BORROW” THE HARDWARE THEY TOOK.
I FORGOT THAT THIS IS FLORIDA THE STATE I GREW UP IN AND ALMOST DIED IN. THE ONLY STATE IN AMERICA WHERE A FLORIDA STATE THEFT PROSECUTOR HAS THE GUTS , THE COURAGE, THE AUDACITY, TO UPHOLD THE RIGHTS OF HOME INVADING “BORROWERS” AND PROTECT THEM FROM SELFISH HOMEOWNERS WHO DO NOT WISH TO LOAN THEIR POSSESSIONS OUT AND THUS JUSTIFY HOME INVADING TO AQUIRE THE ITEMS THEY WISH TO FORCIBLY BORROW.
BELOW I GIVE POSSIBLE EXPLANATIONS OF HOW TO EFFECT THE TRANSMUTATION OF THEFT INTO BORROWING IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA :
If your an assistant Florida State Prosecutor and the victims of a theft or robber has no lawyer and the robber has a lawyer : Theft and robbery transmogrify into borrowing.
If the thief/robber knows someone in the prosecutors office : Stolen property then becomes borrowed property which makes any victim who fights the theft or robbery guilty of impeding the act of borrowing.
If the home invading thief has money to spread around : Robbery becomes borrowing and the home occupant is guilty of assault if he or she “defends” their own life and or property against any attack that the home invading “borrower” feels is necessary to successfully borrow personal property. The home invading “borrower” can even bring help that will also be denoted as a home invading borrower deserving the full protection of the Theft Prosecutor / Theft Protector for the State of Florida.
Backed by the State of Florida the invading “borrowers” can sue for damages received during the necessary home invasion to acquire the property for “borrowing”.
The earnestness of the Florida State Theft Prosecutor in asserting that the victim of a home invasion and attack was the guilty party before any statement and with out an investigation involving the victim. And further asserting that the victim beat up his home invading attackers and made them late for their next business appointment causes this victim of a home invasion and “forced loaning” of property to suggest that the STATE OF FLORIDA assign a new title that is honest in its depiction of the Florida State Theft Prosecutor. : FLORIDA STATE LOANER PROSECUTOR (FLORIDA STATE THEFT PROTECTOR) .
